What did the lawyer ask? “Are you currently involved in any active litigation, or are you looking to start some?”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Pad
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45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
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In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
This humor took me to new heights!