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2000 Legacy: The First Date

 What did the lawyer ask? “Are you currently involved in any active litigation, or are you looking to start some?”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark08/03/1996 13:37This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Student_Life_0104/22/2013 01:01Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Agent_Smith_0108/13/1997 12:36It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Project_Mayhem01/31/2003 01:49Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Rocket_Jumper07/20/2014 04:24This humor took me to new heights!

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