I paid ten dollars to watch 90 minutes of shaky footage and a close-up of a guy’s nose, and now I’m afraid of sticks in the woods.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying these jokes one by one.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.