Our neighbor got one. I told her it looks futuristic. She said, “It looks like a dumpster that’s trying too hard.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
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We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!