Why did the road go to the gym? To get “paved.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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It left its Windows open.read more »
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Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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