1999 Vintage: The Martini Shake

The bartender shakes a Martini so fast he creates a rift in time.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@QuickTime_Viewer06/05/2014 22:04Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/27/2004 18:55I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Grunge_Lord_9402/15/1997 19:37I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/28/2008 16:10That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Speed_Racer_Go11/13/2015 10:43Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/02/2004 17:22Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Champ_Kind_Wham08/13/2009 11:40WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Influencer_9904/05/1995 01:29My followers need to see this!