“Team Black or Team Green?” “Team Beer,” says the bartender.
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Classic. Simply classic.