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2007 Vintage: The Barry Bonds Home Run Record

Why was it a 2007 debate? To prove that in America, even our “Heroes” have a “Steroid” asterisk next to their names.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/01/2004 19:49Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Terminator_2_Fan04/06/2007 11:04Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@BitTorrent_0107/31/2011 17:58Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Reservoir_Joe08/02/2009 03:31Professional humor for professional people.
@Courage_Dog09/24/1998 01:45The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Uncle_Rico_9812/04/2003 18:48I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/23/2015 16:02Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Animated_Mail_G01/03/2011 03:20The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Net_Neutrality08/02/2015 23:32Equality for all jokes!

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