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2009 Classic: The Star

 I’m “twinkling.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original11/08/2010 03:42Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Terminator_T80004/26/2014 13:24I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Hanson_Fan_9710/30/2007 17:05Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Tech_Support_Guy05/05/2003 09:02Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/24/1995 17:01Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Kill_Bill_Bride09/11/2008 07:28I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@StoneCold_31604/21/2007 11:11And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Goosebumps_Kid01/23/2001 23:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Prestige_World_W05/18/2007 12:28Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Warcraft_Orc09/27/1998 00:41Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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