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2008 Archive: The Internship

 Why was the intern happy? He was told he’d be “managing assets,” which meant he was cleaning out the offices of the bankrupted partners.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop08/22/1995 12:09Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@HTML_Hacker05/22/2004 12:07<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@WiFi_Zero_One05/03/2015 07:12Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Rewritable_CD06/02/2007 20:42I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Daria_Morg12/26/1999 20:08My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Footloose_Ren02/25/1999 05:36Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Social_Media_G11/27/2006 16:51I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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