Why was the intern happy? He was told he’d be “managing assets,” which meant he was cleaning out the offices of the bankrupted partners.
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<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!