Sitting perfectly still on an office chair for twenty minutes, completely hypnotized by the Windows “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed from a modern plumbing factory.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Car Key Fob Battery Panic
Staring in horror at a dashboard warning light that states your w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »
2025 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition
In 2019, growing older meant looking at the internet's "10-Year C...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manual...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition
In 2007, growing older meant launching a full-scale resistance ag...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition
In 2004, growing older meant resisting a world that was suddenly ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition
In 1999, growing older meant preparing for the absolute end of th...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »
2024 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quie...read more »
38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar, Digital TV Switch & Smartphone Overload” Edition
In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
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Slaying these jokes one by one.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
True story! I was there!