Why the umbrella? For the metalcore band going full stadium-rock and ruling the charts. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Bring Me The Horizon “That’s The Spirit”
“We’ve landed a probe on a comet, but I still can’t find a bulb that lasts longer than a month.” Part of the 66 Light… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Scientist
Why was Pharrell’s hat the star of the carpet? Because it was so tall it needed its own flight clearance from the FAA and looked… Read More »2014 Vintage: Pharrell’s Hat
We’ve got Guardians, we’ve got Interstellar, and we survived the Ice Bucket Challenge. Surely 2015 will be a very calm year. Part of the 72… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014 Optimism
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 53… Read More »2014 Legacy: The RAM
Why Lady Gaga? For a debut that tried so hard to be “cool” it forgot to be in a good movie. Part of the 34… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Machete Kills” Burn
Why the party? Because we all spent December 21st listening to music and realizing that the only thing ending was our phone battery from tweeting… Read More »2012 Archive: The Mayan Calendar Ending
A guy walks in with a teddy bear. The bear orders a beer and swears at the bartender. The bartender says, “Finally, a customer with… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Ted
Why did the book become a tablet? Because Amazon wanted to fight the iPad by selling a 7-inch screen for $199, which was basically just… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of Kindle Fire
“Life’s a happy song… until the filament breaks!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
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