Skip to content
Home » The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2013 Vintage: The “Machete Kills” Burn

2013 Vintage: The “Machete Kills” Burn

 Why Lady Gaga? For a debut that tried so hard to be “cool” it forgot to be in a good movie.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
 Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor05/19/2013 20:54I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Geocities_Neighbor10/27/1998 16:54Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Doom_Marines07/23/2010 09:18Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@StoneCold_31609/02/1998 08:14And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Nu_Metal_Kid12/07/2000 04:41I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/02/2013 06:31The magic man... is laughing!
@Mondo_Media_X10/19/2011 13:30Top tier web animation humor!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.