Why was Pharrell’s hat the star of the carpet? Because it was so tall it needed its own flight clearance from the FAA and looked like he stole it from the Arby’s logo.
Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The Robot Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
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2025 Legacy: Best Musical Theater Album
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2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
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2024 Archive: Best Rap Performance
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? Because Killer Mike, André 3000...read more »
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
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2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
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2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
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2025 Classic: Best Music Video
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
This joke is an Epic Win!
Taking a photo of me laughing!