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Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Simply posh humor. I love it.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.