Why did we build a solar farm? To prove that “Green Energy” is the best way to power a village that still doesn’t have a reliable road.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Deepfakes
Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.