Why was the sloth so slow? Because in 2016, Disney used a DMV-working sloth to represent the exact speed of our internet connection when we were trying to download Pokémon GO.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
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2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
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36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, we emerged from our homes only to realize that wearing p...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
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2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
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2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
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2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
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2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
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2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
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2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
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The Terminator in Office
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!