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Why did the blonde put her phone in the toaster?

She just wanted a “warm” reception.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her phone in the toaster?”

  1. User_863
    User_863 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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