Why did Turkey go crazy? Because the kid from Madrid scored every 15 minutes, proving Real has more talent on the bench than other leagues have in total.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Laughing is as laughing does.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.