2018 Vintage: The Lime

I’m in the “limelight” after that win.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Quake_Fragger09/30/2006 15:43M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Flash_Player_Fan01/05/2006 02:12Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Marquee_Text_Fan06/16/2001 09:54<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Runescape_Noob05/21/2012 14:19Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/22/2004 14:15My mind is blown by how funny this is.