2009 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why The Jonas Brothers? For proving that three heads are not better than one when they’re all wearing purity rings and staring blankly into a… Read More »2009 Legacy: Worst Actor
2009 Archive: The Menu
I’m “selecting” the best path. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Year 2009
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to figure out “Inception” theories a year early and watching “Charlie Bit My Finger”… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Year 2009
2008 Vintage: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2007 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2007 Archive: The Larry Craig “Wide Stance” Scandal
Why was the airport bathroom so famous? Because it was the first time “I have a wide stance” was used as a legal defense for… Read More »2007 Archive: The Larry Craig “Wide Stance” Scandal
2006 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition… Read More »2006 Archive: The Car Trip
2005 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to high definition. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: Alicia Keys’ Sophisticated Soul
Why did The Diary of Alicia Keys dominate? Because Alicia proved that she wasn’t a one-hit wonder; she was a ten-Grammy-wonder in the making. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: Alicia Keys’ Sophisticated Soul
2004 Classic: The Collateral Grey Hair
Why did Tom Cruise look old? Because he went grey for a movie, making every Dad feel like “Silver Fox” was a viable summer look.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Collateral Grey Hair