Why did Tom Cruise look old? Because he went grey for a movie, making every Dad feel like “Silver Fox” was a viable summer look.
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Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!