2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Why was everyone crying over the dog? Because Rocket Raccoon’s backstory made us all want to give our pets a seat at the picnic table.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »

In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

@Kernel_Panic_9808/18/2000 08:02This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Marla_Singer_Fan05/13/2013 20:29A joke for the end of the world.

@Flashdance_What04/21/2007 13:51What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Technorati_Tag09/17/1996 02:42Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Neopets_Trader10/02/2007 12:31Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!