2023 Vintage: The “Dance The Night” Dua Lipa

Why was the 4th a “Barbie Party”? Because Dua Lipa provided the official soundtrack for anyone wearing sequins near a burger.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »

Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level11/21/1995 00:29There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/23/1995 09:07Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/30/2007 13:39I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@American_Psycho_P06/09/2008 11:08I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan07/16/2011 19:32Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Second_Life_Avy10/10/2007 14:54In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Llamas_With_Hats10/31/1999 15:17Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!