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2007 Archive: The Larry Craig “Wide Stance” Scandal

Why was the airport bathroom so famous? Because it was the first time “I have a wide stance” was used as a legal defense for something that definitely wasn’t about leg room.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Summers_9711/26/2001 06:01Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Mean_Girls_Regina06/20/2014 05:50Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory08/12/2009 00:54Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@CRT_Degauss02/28/2015 08:37BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Gnutella_User10/12/2000 19:31Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Lock_Stock_Two05/23/2012 03:08It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Loituma_Girl02/02/1997 15:38Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Success_Kid_Win07/08/2005 19:13Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/26/2000 23:10May I suggest another joke, sir?

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