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2009 Legacy: Worst Actor

 Why The Jonas Brothers? For proving that three heads are not better than one when they’re all wearing purity rings and staring blankly into a 3D camera.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2023 Archive: Worst Actress
 Why Megan Fox? For Johnny & Clyde, a film so small it could ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »

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2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Mel Gibson for Confidential Informant? For being the Razzies...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9603/20/1997 16:30Found a real treasure with this one.
@SouthPark_Stan10/30/2010 06:36Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Green_Day_Fan06/13/2008 13:02Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy05/16/2008 15:10That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Happy_Tree_Fans02/08/2002 04:08So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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