2003 Archive: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a new career. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television stand will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2002 Archive: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2002 Legacy: The Tuck Everlasting Dream
I’d drink the eternal life water just to see if the internet gets faster in 100 years. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Tuck Everlasting Dream
2002 Classic: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using the latest ‘Micro-Tools’.” “Will the bill be micro too?” “Haha, no.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic… Read More »2002 Classic: The Surgeon 2
2001 Vintage: The “Life” Cereal Commercial
Why was the ghost so picky? “He likes it! Hey Mikey!”—the classic ad made a comeback in our memories while we picked through the candy.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Life” Cereal Commercial
2001 Legacy: The Zinedine Zidane Transfer
Why did Real Madrid pay €77 million? Because they wanted the “Galactico” of all Galacticos to show everyone how to play soccer in a suit… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Zinedine Zidane Transfer
2001 Archive: The iPod
A guy walks into a bar with a first-generation iPod. The bartender asks, “Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to see… Read More »2001 Archive: The iPod
2001 Legacy: The “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)”
Jay-Z is the CEO of hip-hop now. We all just live in his world. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)”
1999 Legacy: The Napster Lawsuit
Why did lawyers hate Napster in 1999? Because it was the first time in history something was shared without a 50-page licensing agreement. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Napster Lawsuit
1999 Classic: The Lou Bega Count
I’ve got a little bit of Monica, Erica, and Rita in my life, and a whole lot of this song stuck in my head forever.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Lou Bega Count