Jay-Z is the CEO of hip-hop now. We all just live in his world.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Still digging for more humor!
High five for this joke!