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2001 Legacy: The “Izzo (H.O.V.A.)”

 Jay-Z is the CEO of hip-hop now. We all just live in his world.

Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro01/01/1995 03:17Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Beavis_Butthead06/12/2006 13:44Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Rewritable_CD09/26/2013 05:24I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Gnutella_User01/16/1996 01:23Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Fight_Club_Member07/23/1999 22:22I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Construction_Dig09/01/2005 17:00Still digging for more humor!
@Hi5_Pro_User01/18/1995 14:50High five for this joke!

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