A guy walks into a bar with a first-generation iPod. The bartender asks, “Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to see me?” The guy says, “It’s 1,000 songs, but I can’t find a single one that fits my mood after this tab.”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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