Why did lawyers hate Napster in 1999? Because it was the first time in history something was shared without a 50-page licensing agreement.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!