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1999 Legacy: The Napster Lawsuit

 Why did lawyers hate Napster in 1999? Because it was the first time in history something was shared without a 50-page licensing agreement.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve06/20/1995 02:08Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Lycos_Dog12/12/2006 19:47Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/12/2009 08:12The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@RoboCop_9010/08/1995 13:46Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/17/2003 05:22You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/15/2003 04:00That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Shagadelic_9704/18/1995 20:23This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/15/2004 15:15...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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