2014 Archive: The Wild Trek
Reese Witherspoon hiked the Pacific Crest Trail with one boot. I get a blister walking to the mailbox. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Wild Trek
2013 Legacy: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my selfies by mood. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: Pharrell Williams’s Hat
Why was Pharrell’s hat the biggest celebrity at the Grammys? Because it was 10% fashion, 90% mountain, and looked like it was hiding a secret… Read More »2013 Classic: Pharrell Williams’s Hat
2013 Vintage: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Vine Defamation”? “Unemployed by 2016.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Graduation
2013 Vintage: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “balance” in its account. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen”… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Skateboard
2013 Archive: The Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Impact
Why the tears? Because Miley officially ended her Disney era by swinging into our lives, twerking at the VMAs, and making foam fingers a national… Read More »2013 Archive: The Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Impact
2012 Vintage: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out after the crisis. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: Lady Gaga (Born This Way)
Why was she living in a giant egg? Because in 2011, Gaga decided that being “born this way” required a 72-hour incubation period and some… Read More »2011 Vintage: Lady Gaga (Born This Way)
2010 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why The E.N.D.? Because the Black Eyed Peas proved that “Energy Never Dies” (and neither do their hooks). Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
2010 Archive: The Paul the Octopus
Why was a mollusk the best gambler in Germany? Because he predicted every World Cup result correctly, making every sports analyst on ESPN look like… Read More »2010 Archive: The Paul the Octopus