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2013 Vintage: The Skateboard

 Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “balance” in its account.

Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Geocities_Builder06/27/1996 10:13I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
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@Scanner_Darkly12/16/2010 05:44I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
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