Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “balance” in its account.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
This site is never finished... with humor!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!