Reese Witherspoon hiked the Pacific Crest Trail with one boot. I get a blister walking to the mailbox.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Still digging for more humor!
3D laughs are the best!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.