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2005 Vintage: The Cow

 I’m “moo-ving” to high definition.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin10/04/2002 05:12P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan10/06/1995 12:13I am crying... with laughter!
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/01/1999 03:42The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Winamp_Playlist03/14/1995 07:29Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Pi_Mathematics06/29/2013 14:55Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Breakfast_Club_B05/24/2004 23:48Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Under_Const_Gif01/10/2001 07:30This site is never finished... with humor!
@About_Dot_Com07/03/1998 17:48The human guide to online humor.
@ODP_Editor_9908/03/2010 03:15Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Cool_Story_Bro09/08/2013 22:03Actually, it IS a cool story!

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