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2009 Vintage: The Year 2009

 Why did it end? Because we were all too busy trying to figure out “Inception” theories a year early and watching “Charlie Bit My Finger” for the 100th time.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja02/18/2001 01:22Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Encarta_User11/09/2014 10:01I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/23/1995 15:59Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/09/2014 23:23Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/24/2010 12:05Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Star_Wars_Kid11/29/2003 00:54I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Infoseek_Explorer04/11/2004 09:03Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@YouTube_Beta_User08/30/2000 12:03I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Facepalm_Master03/13/2002 14:52I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Safari_Surfer07/29/2004 21:33A wild laugh appeared!

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