2014 Legacy: The “Habits (Stay High)” Tove Lo

The official song for when you’re eating Twinkies in a bathtub to get over someone.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

I went in for a concert and left with a "Dad is a serial killer"...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

@SouthPark_Stan12/08/2002 19:13Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Myspace_First_Friend02/07/2003 10:43I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Linux_Distro_User06/24/2013 07:08Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Pi_Mathematics10/24/2014 19:37Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Badger_Badger_M10/16/1999 06:39Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Salt_Bae_Original05/15/2014 05:36Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@StrongBad_Mail06/14/2004 21:10I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Selfie_King_0503/16/1998 01:59Taking a photo of me laughing!