2021 Legacy: The Lil Nas X

“Montero.” I told her I’m sliding down to hell on a pole. She said, “Slide down to the basement and bring up the Christmas lights.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sid_Meier_Fan08/07/2008 04:11Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@StreetFighter_Ken03/24/1998 03:59Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Cyber_Traveler03/24/2007 08:44Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/31/2009 14:08Laughing is as laughing does.

@Firewire_Fan05/28/2001 21:41Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Fight_Club_Member05/03/1997 21:02I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Donnie_Darko_8809/04/2001 20:40Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Railgun_Sniper11/05/2007 06:52I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Happy_Tree_Fans04/22/2000 07:04So cute, yet so funny! LOL!