2015 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” synced across my devices. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Mockingjay Part 2
The series is over. I told her the revolution is complete. She said, “Good, then you’re free to clean the gutters.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Archive: The Mockingjay Part 2
2015 Classic: The Dadbod
I told her my belly is a “luxury item.” She said, “Then it’s time to downsize the inventory.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Classic: The Dadbod
2014 Vintage: I Am Groot
What was the easiest costume to pull off in 2014? A tree mask and a single phrase: “I am Groot”—which somehow meant “Thank you for… Read More »2014 Vintage: I Am Groot
2014 Legacy: The “Habits (Stay High)” Tove Lo
The official song for when you’re eating Twinkies in a bathtub to get over someone. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Habits (Stay High)” Tove Lo
2014 Archive: The “Love Me Harder”
Ariana and The Weeknd. The most 2014 collaboration of the year. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The American Hustle Hair
Every actor in this movie has hair that looks like it was designed by a committee that loves the year 1978. Part of the 65… Read More »2013 Vintage: The American Hustle Hair
2011 Classic: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to return a son-in-law to the store without a receipt.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat”… Read More »2011 Classic: The Internet Search
2011 Legacy: The Water
I’m “streaming” everything—literally everything. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Siri Sassing
I asked Siri to “Call my wife.” Siri said, “Which one? The one who is mad at you or the one who is really mad… Read More »2011 Archive: The Siri Sassing