2010 Classic: Justin Bieber’s “Baby”
Why was the basement so high-pitched? Because the Bieb-fever was at 104 degrees, and “Baby, baby, baby, oh!” was the only lyric allowed during the… Read More »2010 Classic: Justin Bieber’s “Baby”
2010 Legacy: The “Avatar” Snub
Why didn’t the highest-grossing movie win Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that while blue skin is cool, a guy disarming bombs in the dirt… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Avatar” Snub
2010 Vintage: The “Billionaire” Travie McCoy
Why was everyone singing about Forbes magazine? Because we all wanted to be on the cover next to Oprah and the Queen, while sitting in… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Billionaire” Travie McCoy
2010 Archive: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »2010 Archive: The Fan
2010 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Repeal Vote
Why was the Pentagon nervous in December? Because they had to figure out a new way to fire people that actually involved their job performance… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Repeal Vote
2009 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Disruption Retainer”? To cover the costs of figuring out why his client’s “illegal taxi service” was getting shut… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2008 Vintage: The “Stop-Loss” Lawsuits
Why did soldiers sue the Army? Because they realized “Enduring Freedom” meant “Freedom to stay in Iraq indefinitely.” Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Stop-Loss” Lawsuits
2008 Classic: The Iron Man
A guy walks into a bar in a red and gold suit. The bartender asks, “Tony Stark?” The guy says, “No, I just can’t afford… Read More »2008 Classic: The Iron Man
2008 Archive: The MacBook Air Reveal
Why did the boss pull his laptop out of a manila envelope? To show everyone that “Thin is In,” even though it only had one… Read More »2008 Archive: The MacBook Air Reveal
2007 Archive: The iPod Classic 160GB
Why did the boss buy it? So he could carry 40,000 songs he’ll never listen to and feel “prepared.” Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Archive: The iPod Classic 160GB