2004 Vintage: The Silence
I’m “muted” in the group chat. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the new internet speeds. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The “You’ve Been Poked”
Why did the HR manager call a meeting? Because everyone was “poking” each other on Facebook and she thought it was physical assault. Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The “You’ve Been Poked”
2003 Archive: The Schwarzenegger Victory
Why did the manager start calling everyone “Girlie Men”? Because Arnold became the “Governator” and office politics suddenly felt like an action movie. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Schwarzenegger Victory
2001 Legacy: The Wind
I’m a sail. I’m just “breezy.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Plastic
I’m a doll. I’m just “molded.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2001 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
2001 Archive: The Fast & Furious
A guy orders a shot and drinks it in 0.2 seconds. The bartender says, “You’re living your life a quarter-ounce at a time.” Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Fast & Furious
2001 Legacy: The Frodo
A guy walks into a bar and says, “One drink to rule them all!” The bartender says, “That would be the Everclear, but you’ll have… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Frodo
2001 Archive: The Patriot Act Signing
Why did it pass so fast? Because in 2001, “Privacy” felt like a luxury we couldn’t afford, like “Premium Gasoline” or “Dial-up without interruptions.” Part… Read More »2001 Archive: The Patriot Act Signing