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2001 Archive: The Patriot Act Signing

Why did it pass so fast? Because in 2001, “Privacy” felt like a luxury we couldn’t afford, like “Premium Gasoline” or “Dial-up without interruptions.”

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9610/12/1995 05:10Found a real treasure with this one.
@Gopher_Explorer02/03/2003 06:50Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@SpiderMan_Tobey06/16/2006 07:03With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@BBS_Sysop03/03/2006 23:47Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/30/2013 19:18Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Ferris_Bueller10/19/1999 10:33Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@PeanutButter_J05/24/2000 11:19It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Rage_Comic_Fan09/08/2002 13:53FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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