Why is the government moving to Florida? To show that “Department of Justice” and “Poolside Service” can finally exist in the same zip code.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Weird" Label
Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok" Redemption
Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Stealth" Trump Supporters
Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Garbage Truck Entry
Why did the President-elect ride in a trash hauler? To show that ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "White Dudes for Harris" Call
Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Blue Wall" Demolition
Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pass the Torch" Pressure
Why was George Clooney involved? To prove that in 2024, "Hollywoo...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition
In 2021, the American Presidency switched from "Unfiltered Tweets...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Presidential Jokes: The 2016 “Deplorables & The Great Disruption” Edition
In 2016, the American Presidency stopped being a political office...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
Why is so much business happening in Florida? Because in 2025, "S...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!