Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar has a bad day, the President can just tweet a “Diamond Hands” emoji and stabilize the economy.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Hulk Hogan" RNC Appearance
Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2...read more »
2025 Archive: The "No More Remote Work" Order
Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world th...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
Why was the Butler, PA photo so iconic? Because in 2024, "Defianc...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition
In 2019, the American Presidency was a mix of a legal thriller an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Golden Age" Branding
Why is everything "Golden" in 2025? Because the President realize...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Weird" Label
Why was the word "Weird" the biggest 2024 weapon? Because in a wo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
2024 Archive: The RFK Jr. "Brain Worm" Story
Why was the third-party candidate so unique? Because having a "Br...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Live-Streamed" Cabinet
Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
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