1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport and watched her plane take off.
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the housing bubble, the sudden obsession with “apps” for things we used to do for free,… Read More »59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
Q: What’s red and smells like…
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint!
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar has a bad day, the President can just tweet a “Diamond Hands” emoji… Read More »2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
2025 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Java
2023 Classic: The Window
I’m “browsing” through the multiverse of pink. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Diablo IV Player
One, but they have to pay $20 for the ‘Luminous’ skin for the bulb. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Diablo IV Player
2022 Archive: The Status
2022. Still “Solving” the marriage Wordle. Today’s word: “DONE.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The 2022 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2023 is going to be the year of AI!” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top… Read More »2022 Classic: The 2022 Ending
2022 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, each drinking individual cups of instant decaf from their own kitchens while missing… Read More »2022 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron