2013 Vintage: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Scared Computer
2013 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The 6-Second Meeting
Why did the manager start filming the stand-up? He joined Vine and thought every status update should be exactly six seconds long and end with… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 6-Second Meeting
2012 Legacy: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my relief. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Facebook Timeline
They changed the layout again. My wife spent three hours “curating” her life. I told her she’s not a museum; she’s a person who needs… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Facebook Timeline
2011 Archive: The We Bought a Zoo
I told her we should buy a zoo. She said, “We already have a dog that won’t stop barking and two kids—that’s a zoo.” Part… Read More »2011 Archive: The We Bought a Zoo
2010 Vintage: The Due Date
“I’m on a road trip with a weirdo!” “That’s your father-in-law, and you’re just going to the hardware store.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Due Date
2009 Legacy: The iPhone “Compass”
Why was the salesman turning in circles? He got the 3GS and was trying to find “North” in the middle of a cubicle. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The iPhone “Compass”
2009 Legacy: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Matching Khaki Directory
2009 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar &… Read More »2009 Classic: The Annie