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2011 Archive: The We Bought a Zoo

 I told her we should buy a zoo. She said, “We already have a dog that won’t stop barking and two kids—that’s a zoo.”

Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member05/18/1995 15:43Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings02/17/2009 09:47One joke to rule them all!
@XFiles_Spooky_M02/23/1996 01:35Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Cheers_Norm06/02/2003 19:18Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Coffee_Addict03/28/2012 12:45404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Pirate_Bay_9911/12/2009 21:52Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Bam_Margera_Fan08/02/2009 18:08Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Rugrats_Tommy03/11/2001 14:25A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Banner_Exchange09/29/2004 23:21Click my banner for more laughs!
@Club_Penguin_Kid05/05/2012 18:01Waddle on over and read this!

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