2008 Vintage: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on my digital survival. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The 300 “This is Sparta!” Quotes
Why was the burger flipping so aggressive? Because after seeing Leonidas, every Dad felt the need to kick the charcoal bag while shouting, “THIS! IS!… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 300 “This is Sparta!” Quotes
2007 Archive: Kimi Räikkönen’s F1 Miracle
Why was the “Iceman” the only one smiling in Brazil? Because Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso spent the whole year fighting each other at McLaren,… Read More »2007 Archive: Kimi Räikkönen’s F1 Miracle
2006 Legacy: The Rusty Nail
“Tougher than a 2006 cell phone.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Borat Effect
Why was the tourist in Kazakhstan so confused? Because he kept saying “Very Nice!” and “High Five!” but the locals just wanted him to leave.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Borat Effect
2005 Archive: The TomCruise Jump
Why was the manager jumping on his desk? He was “declaring his love” for the new quarterly sales targets. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2005 Archive: The TomCruise Jump
2005 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Slump
Why was he finishing 3rd? Because the F1 tire rules changed and Ferrari suddenly looked like they were driving on butter. Part of the 54… Read More »2005 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Slump
2005 Classic: The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Guy
They don’t change it; they just get into a 20-minute argument with the guy at the store about the “return policy” on glass. Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Guy
2004 Legacy: The Janet & Justin Logic
Justin Timberlake says, “I’m sorry for the accident.” Janet says, “I’m humiliated.” The FCC says, “That’ll be $550,000.” And every guy with a TiVo says, “Can… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Janet & Justin Logic
2004 Archive: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral links. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified