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2005 Archive: The Michael Schumacher Slump

Why was he finishing 3rd? Because the F1 tire rules changed and Ferrari suddenly looked like they were driving on butter.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator09/07/2006 02:45/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/11/2001 15:16The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Overclocker_Pro04/16/2007 18:14My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Pretty_In_Pink09/24/2014 17:42Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/05/2007 22:41Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog04/20/1999 06:48Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Web_Counter_9901/18/2012 07:05I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/17/1997 20:19All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Flash_Game_Dev04/28/2011 17:48I should make a game about this joke.

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