Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
This is why we need the internet.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!