2021 Legacy: Glenn Close and “Da Butt”
Why did an eight-time nominee do a booty-shaking dance? Because in 2021, “Dignity” was less important than “Viral Potential,” and Glenn Close is a better… Read More »2021 Legacy: Glenn Close and “Da Butt”
2020 Legacy: The NBA Social Justice Jerseys
Why were there no names on the jerseys? Because the league allowed messages of equality, turning the Orlando bubble into the year’s most important conversation.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The NBA Social Justice Jerseys
2019 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “When We All Fall Asleep…” Era
Why the whispering? Because Billie and her brother Finneas proved you could sweep the Grammys by recording an album in a bedroom with songs about… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “When We All Fall Asleep…” Era
2019 Vintage: The 2019 AirPods Pro
They have noise cancellation. I can finally ignore the world in high definition. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019 AirPods Pro
2017 Classic: The 2017 HQ Trivia
I’m currently waiting for Scott Rogowsky to tell me if I won 42 cents from a trivia game on my phone. Part of the 66… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017 HQ Trivia
2017 Legacy: The Supreme Sticker Craze
Why every single plastic binder, calculator case, and laptop in the school was covered in a bright red rectangular logo sticker for no logical reason.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Supreme Sticker Craze
2016 Archive: The Suicide Squad Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Harley Quinn? He argued that “extreme relationship toxicity” was a valid mitigating circumstance for world-ending crimes. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Archive: The Suicide Squad Defense
2015 Legacy: The Creed Comeback
“I’m training like Rocky!” “You’re hitting a bag of flour in the kitchen. Please stop, the neighbors are watching.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Creed Comeback
2015 Legacy: The Paris Climate Agreement
Why were 195 countries so happy in December? Because they finally signed a “legally binding” treaty that allows everyone to set their own goals and… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Paris Climate Agreement
2013 Vintage: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Scared Computer