They have noise cancellation. I can finally ignore the world in high definition.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
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Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
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